1 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:08,200 - Hi! I'm Patrick Star! 2 00:00:08,267 --> 00:00:11,303 And I live with my parents! 3 00:00:11,370 --> 00:00:12,171 Ow! 4 00:00:12,238 --> 00:00:13,873 This is my dad. 5 00:00:13,940 --> 00:00:16,142 [zany music] 6 00:00:16,208 --> 00:00:18,878 This is my mom. [laughs] 7 00:00:18,945 --> 00:00:21,981 This is my sister. She's shy. 8 00:00:22,048 --> 00:00:24,350 This is my grandpa. 9 00:00:24,416 --> 00:00:27,119 This is my room! 10 00:00:27,186 --> 00:00:28,120 And this... 11 00:00:28,187 --> 00:00:30,089 * * 12 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:33,492 This is my show! 13 00:00:33,559 --> 00:00:35,427 * * 14 00:00:36,528 --> 00:00:37,964 [squelches] 15 00:00:38,030 --> 00:00:39,031 - Time's up, everyone. 16 00:00:39,098 --> 00:00:40,967 Put down your ladles. 17 00:00:41,033 --> 00:00:45,838 I'm excited to see what you've all cooked up for home ec. 18 00:00:45,905 --> 00:00:47,740 Oh, my. 19 00:00:47,807 --> 00:00:50,777 Honey-glazed clam. 20 00:00:50,843 --> 00:00:52,645 Marvelous. 21 00:00:52,712 --> 00:00:55,214 Reef Wellington. 22 00:00:55,281 --> 00:00:56,649 An A-plus for you. 23 00:00:56,716 --> 00:00:57,650 - [chuckles] 24 00:00:57,717 --> 00:00:59,786 - [humming] 25 00:00:59,852 --> 00:01:02,054 - Next up, we have-- ugh. 26 00:01:02,121 --> 00:01:07,093 - Squidina's pickle pie. 27 00:01:07,159 --> 00:01:08,394 - Uh-- 28 00:01:08,460 --> 00:01:09,696 - Aren't you going to try it? 29 00:01:09,696 --> 00:01:12,699 You tried all my other projects. 30 00:01:12,732 --> 00:01:14,701 - Your other projects-- 31 00:01:14,701 --> 00:01:17,704 [echoing] Projects, projects... 32 00:01:17,770 --> 00:01:21,808 - I might have left some pins in it. 33 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:23,743 - [groans] 34 00:01:23,810 --> 00:01:25,111 - Excuse me. 35 00:01:25,177 --> 00:01:26,478 - Hmm? 36 00:01:26,545 --> 00:01:27,980 - You've got something on your shirt. 37 00:01:28,047 --> 00:01:30,549 [vacuum whirring] 38 00:01:30,616 --> 00:01:31,550 - Oh! 39 00:01:31,617 --> 00:01:33,720 - [humming] 40 00:01:33,786 --> 00:01:35,788 - [whimpering] 41 00:01:35,855 --> 00:01:38,124 - Pretty please? 42 00:01:38,190 --> 00:01:42,194 - [groans] 43 00:01:42,261 --> 00:01:45,732 [groaning] 44 00:01:45,732 --> 00:01:47,066 [sirens wailing] 45 00:01:47,133 --> 00:01:49,535 [tires screeching] 46 00:01:49,601 --> 00:01:51,738 - [groaning] 47 00:01:55,374 --> 00:01:56,876 - Oh, hey, sis. 48 00:01:56,943 --> 00:02:00,612 Why the long face? 49 00:02:00,747 --> 00:02:04,550 - I poisoned my home ec teacher again. 50 00:02:04,616 --> 00:02:05,752 - Oof! 51 00:02:05,818 --> 00:02:07,419 The pickle recipe? 52 00:02:07,486 --> 00:02:09,421 - The pickle recipe. 53 00:02:09,488 --> 00:02:12,358 Oh, I'm totally failing home ec. 54 00:02:12,424 --> 00:02:15,494 If I can't make something that raises my grade, 55 00:02:15,561 --> 00:02:18,798 I'll have to go to summer school. 56 00:02:18,865 --> 00:02:22,301 - Why don't you try doing something you're good at? 57 00:02:22,368 --> 00:02:24,771 Oh, like making my show! 58 00:02:24,771 --> 00:02:29,575 You can make my show about home ec for your teacher. 59 00:02:29,641 --> 00:02:30,376 - Hmm. 60 00:02:30,442 --> 00:02:31,778 That could work. 61 00:02:31,811 --> 00:02:33,980 But if I'm starring in the show, 62 00:02:34,046 --> 00:02:36,816 who's going to run the camera? 63 00:02:36,883 --> 00:02:39,986 [bowling pins clatter] 64 00:02:40,052 --> 00:02:42,354 - Me as you. 65 00:02:42,421 --> 00:02:44,190 Here we go! - Whee! 66 00:02:44,256 --> 00:02:45,624 - Don't worry. 67 00:02:45,691 --> 00:02:47,994 I'll take care of all the backstage stuff. 68 00:02:48,060 --> 00:02:52,398 You'll show him how good you are at home ec with... 69 00:02:52,464 --> 00:02:55,301 [in French accent] The magic of cinema. 70 00:02:55,367 --> 00:02:57,870 [grunting] 71 00:02:57,937 --> 00:02:58,905 - OK. 72 00:02:58,971 --> 00:03:00,206 I guess I'm ready. 73 00:03:00,272 --> 00:03:02,241 But how will my teacher see this 74 00:03:02,308 --> 00:03:04,076 if he's still in the hospital? 75 00:03:04,143 --> 00:03:05,177 - Hold on. 76 00:03:05,244 --> 00:03:06,879 [panting] 77 00:03:09,515 --> 00:03:12,251 - Move this over here. 78 00:03:12,318 --> 00:03:14,653 - Excuse me. 79 00:03:14,720 --> 00:03:16,088 [heart monitor beeping] 80 00:03:16,155 --> 00:03:17,089 - Good. 81 00:03:20,292 --> 00:03:23,362 [toilet flushes] 82 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:28,667 [sirens wailing] 83 00:03:28,734 --> 00:03:31,470 - Good homing to all you viewers out there, 84 00:03:31,537 --> 00:03:33,840 including any who might be in a hospital 85 00:03:33,873 --> 00:03:37,043 suffering from food poisoning. 86 00:03:37,109 --> 00:03:40,546 I'm here to show you some great home economic techniques that 87 00:03:40,612 --> 00:03:43,415 are worth a C-minus, at least. 88 00:03:43,482 --> 00:03:45,751 First up-- huh? 89 00:03:45,852 --> 00:03:48,454 - [grunting] 90 00:03:48,520 --> 00:03:49,856 - Ah! Oof! 91 00:03:49,889 --> 00:03:51,023 [groans] 92 00:03:51,090 --> 00:03:54,226 both: Shakin' up makin' up the bed! 93 00:03:54,293 --> 00:03:57,763 - The first thing you want to do is clear off your bed. 94 00:03:57,864 --> 00:03:59,999 - [snoring] - [gasps] 95 00:04:00,066 --> 00:04:03,202 GrandPat, I have to make the bed. 96 00:04:03,269 --> 00:04:04,603 GrandPat! 97 00:04:04,670 --> 00:04:06,172 [duck quacks] 98 00:04:06,238 --> 00:04:08,540 [grunting] 99 00:04:08,607 --> 00:04:10,242 [chuckles] 100 00:04:10,309 --> 00:04:14,380 - Shakin' up makin' up the bed with special guest, GrandPat! 101 00:04:14,446 --> 00:04:16,348 - [grunting] 102 00:04:16,415 --> 00:04:17,884 Ta-da! 103 00:04:17,884 --> 00:04:19,085 - No, no. 104 00:04:19,151 --> 00:04:23,122 The sheet's got to be completely smooth. 105 00:04:23,189 --> 00:04:25,191 And tight. 106 00:04:25,257 --> 00:04:28,961 - [grunting] 107 00:04:29,028 --> 00:04:30,963 [panting] 108 00:04:31,030 --> 00:04:32,398 Ta-da. 109 00:04:32,464 --> 00:04:33,399 - [grunting] 110 00:04:33,465 --> 00:04:34,400 Huh? 111 00:04:34,466 --> 00:04:35,767 Oh. 112 00:04:35,902 --> 00:04:38,604 You made the bed with my old saggy skin. 113 00:04:38,670 --> 00:04:39,805 That's a pickle. 114 00:04:39,906 --> 00:04:42,308 But hey, no wrinkles! 115 00:04:42,374 --> 00:04:45,511 - Now, I bet that's worth an A. 116 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:48,614 - Wha-- what is that? 117 00:04:48,680 --> 00:04:50,716 [screaming] 118 00:04:50,782 --> 00:04:52,218 [heart monitor flatlining] 119 00:04:52,284 --> 00:04:54,921 both: Uh-oh. 120 00:04:54,954 --> 00:04:55,922 - Clear! 121 00:05:03,229 --> 00:05:06,532 - Lucky for your show, I was my high school's 122 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:08,600 cutlery placing champion. 123 00:05:08,667 --> 00:05:12,504 Yep, they called me Hot Tongs back then. 124 00:05:12,571 --> 00:05:14,740 Now, setting the perfect table is 125 00:05:14,806 --> 00:05:18,945 about identifying and placing all the right forks. 126 00:05:18,978 --> 00:05:21,380 - Uh, how many forks? 127 00:05:21,447 --> 00:05:22,982 - Why, all of them, dear. 128 00:05:23,049 --> 00:05:23,983 [grunts] 129 00:05:24,050 --> 00:05:25,617 - Ahh! 130 00:05:25,684 --> 00:05:28,854 - Ready, go! 131 00:05:28,955 --> 00:05:33,492 - Table fork, salad fork, fruit fork, shrimp fork-- 132 00:05:33,559 --> 00:05:35,261 - Who you calling shrimp? 133 00:05:35,327 --> 00:05:38,230 - Chair fork, double fork, invisible fork-- 134 00:05:41,533 --> 00:05:45,304 - Ladies and gentlemen, and home ec teachers, 135 00:05:45,371 --> 00:05:49,541 have you ever seen such an impeccable place setting? 136 00:05:49,608 --> 00:05:51,477 Ooh-la-la. 137 00:05:51,543 --> 00:05:52,979 Choo-choo! 138 00:05:53,045 --> 00:05:54,713 Ah! 139 00:05:54,780 --> 00:05:57,416 Squidina, help me! 140 00:05:57,483 --> 00:06:02,221 - Extendable fork, granny fork, tuning fork, forklift, 141 00:06:02,288 --> 00:06:06,092 forked tongue, fork in the road, 142 00:06:06,158 --> 00:06:10,896 fork five six, forkle, fork-fork, 143 00:06:10,997 --> 00:06:14,866 and just one more fork. 144 00:06:15,001 --> 00:06:17,903 - You spent the last two hours setting out cutlery. 145 00:06:18,004 --> 00:06:22,574 Now do you have what it takes to place this final fork? 146 00:06:22,641 --> 00:06:23,875 - Fork? 147 00:06:24,010 --> 00:06:27,346 But this is a spoon. 148 00:06:27,413 --> 00:06:29,181 - Correct! 149 00:06:29,248 --> 00:06:30,249 Beautiful. 150 00:06:30,316 --> 00:06:32,384 You not only know all the forks, 151 00:06:32,451 --> 00:06:35,654 you know what type of fork isn't a fork. 152 00:06:35,721 --> 00:06:38,090 [both cheering] 153 00:06:38,157 --> 00:06:38,924 - Aha! 154 00:06:39,025 --> 00:06:41,793 Now get over here! 155 00:06:41,860 --> 00:06:44,196 - Whee! 156 00:06:44,263 --> 00:06:45,464 Ah-ha-ha! 157 00:06:45,531 --> 00:06:47,133 Hey, where's Patrick? 158 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:49,201 He's missing great footage. 159 00:06:49,268 --> 00:06:53,705 both: Huh? - Squidina! 160 00:06:53,772 --> 00:06:56,142 [loud explosion] 161 00:06:56,208 --> 00:06:57,576 - [groaning] 162 00:06:57,643 --> 00:07:01,847 And that's how you place all the forks in Dad. 163 00:07:01,913 --> 00:07:03,949 - [groaning] 164 00:07:04,050 --> 00:07:06,552 - [coughing, choking] 165 00:07:06,618 --> 00:07:08,920 [heart monitor flatlining] 166 00:07:09,055 --> 00:07:11,957 [electricity zapping] 167 00:07:13,225 --> 00:07:14,593 - Wow! 168 00:07:14,660 --> 00:07:17,729 Can you believe all the skills we picked up today? 169 00:07:17,796 --> 00:07:18,930 It's been fun. 170 00:07:19,065 --> 00:07:20,499 Learning how to sew... 171 00:07:20,566 --> 00:07:23,069 both: Ahh-ahh-ahh! 172 00:07:23,135 --> 00:07:25,204 - How to care for a baby, 173 00:07:25,271 --> 00:07:28,640 and proper telephone etiquette. 174 00:07:28,707 --> 00:07:30,409 So home economical. 175 00:07:30,476 --> 00:07:32,544 Now it's time for the main course. 176 00:07:34,413 --> 00:07:37,349 - * Tra la la la la, tra la * 177 00:07:37,416 --> 00:07:39,985 - To show my teacher I have what 178 00:07:40,086 --> 00:07:42,221 it takes to avoid summer school, 179 00:07:42,288 --> 00:07:44,390 I'm going to make pickle pie. Heh-heh. 180 00:07:44,456 --> 00:07:48,460 Which I can totally do. Heh-heh. 181 00:07:48,527 --> 00:07:50,629 Oh, who am I kidding? 182 00:07:50,696 --> 00:07:55,234 I'll just end up poisoning someone else to death. 183 00:07:55,301 --> 00:07:57,269 [sobbing] 184 00:07:57,336 --> 00:07:58,170 - Mmm. 185 00:07:58,237 --> 00:07:59,871 Pickle pie. - [gasps] 186 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,107 Huh? 187 00:08:01,140 --> 00:08:03,242 - That was Mother's favorite. 188 00:08:03,309 --> 00:08:07,313 You look like you could use some advice. 189 00:08:07,379 --> 00:08:08,347 - Yes. 190 00:08:08,414 --> 00:08:10,949 - First, grab some pickles. 191 00:08:13,119 --> 00:08:14,120 Excellent. 192 00:08:14,153 --> 00:08:16,322 Now, swirl the milk. 193 00:08:16,388 --> 00:08:19,291 Mix in the crackers and salt. 194 00:08:19,358 --> 00:08:21,993 And tickle the sprouts. 195 00:08:22,128 --> 00:08:23,028 - Coochy-coo. 196 00:08:23,129 --> 00:08:24,896 [sprouts giggling] 197 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:26,632 - Now bruise the pickles. 198 00:08:26,698 --> 00:08:29,968 - [grunting] 199 00:08:30,035 --> 00:08:32,338 - Now give the dough a toy. 200 00:08:32,404 --> 00:08:33,572 - Aw. 201 00:08:33,639 --> 00:08:35,407 - Now break that toy. 202 00:08:35,474 --> 00:08:37,042 Break it good! 203 00:08:37,143 --> 00:08:40,546 - [cackling] 204 00:08:40,612 --> 00:08:41,480 [oven timer dings] 205 00:08:41,547 --> 00:08:44,650 - Huh? Ooh, pie time! 206 00:08:44,716 --> 00:08:45,717 Ahh! Huh? 207 00:08:45,784 --> 00:08:47,919 [triumphant music] 208 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:51,190 The perfect pickle pie! 209 00:08:51,257 --> 00:08:54,426 Gee, I wish my teacher could taste it. 210 00:08:54,493 --> 00:08:57,463 Oh, but he's in the hospital. 211 00:08:57,529 --> 00:08:58,664 - Come. 212 00:08:58,730 --> 00:09:00,666 We fly! 213 00:09:00,732 --> 00:09:02,868 Ugh! 214 00:09:02,934 --> 00:09:04,870 - Go get 'em, girl. 215 00:09:04,936 --> 00:09:07,839 - [imitating siren wailing] 216 00:09:07,906 --> 00:09:08,907 - Nobody move! 217 00:09:08,974 --> 00:09:10,976 [both gasp] 218 00:09:11,042 --> 00:09:11,943 [together] Huh? 219 00:09:12,010 --> 00:09:13,779 - No! 220 00:09:13,845 --> 00:09:15,381 You can't be dead! 221 00:09:15,447 --> 00:09:18,184 I need you to give me an A-plus. 222 00:09:18,217 --> 00:09:20,586 [sobbing] 223 00:09:20,652 --> 00:09:22,188 Forks? 224 00:09:22,221 --> 00:09:24,055 A needle and thread? 225 00:09:24,190 --> 00:09:25,224 Appliances? 226 00:09:25,291 --> 00:09:29,295 [gasps] I know what I can do! 227 00:09:29,361 --> 00:09:30,862 - Stop, please! 228 00:09:30,929 --> 00:09:32,264 We did all we could. 229 00:09:32,331 --> 00:09:35,000 - Well, you didn't do all that I could. 230 00:09:35,066 --> 00:09:37,269 [both yelling] 231 00:09:37,336 --> 00:09:42,073 - I may need to pass, but my teacher doesn't. 232 00:09:42,208 --> 00:09:46,478 - Oof! Huh? 233 00:09:46,545 --> 00:09:48,614 - Hmm. Surgical fork. 234 00:09:50,949 --> 00:09:56,054 [grunting] 235 00:09:56,121 --> 00:09:59,591 Surgical vacuum. 236 00:09:59,658 --> 00:10:01,860 [grunting] 237 00:10:01,927 --> 00:10:04,263 - Ooh. 238 00:10:05,697 --> 00:10:07,266 [sniffs] 239 00:10:07,333 --> 00:10:10,536 - [grunting] 240 00:10:14,440 --> 00:10:17,343 [stapler clicking] 241 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,845 And some finishing touches. 242 00:10:21,347 --> 00:10:23,515 Please work. Please work. 243 00:10:24,383 --> 00:10:25,951 [bell dings] 244 00:10:26,017 --> 00:10:28,754 - I live! 245 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:29,755 Huh? 246 00:10:29,821 --> 00:10:30,822 Squidina? 247 00:10:30,889 --> 00:10:32,691 Did you save me? 248 00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:36,828 - Yes, with the power of home economics. 249 00:10:36,895 --> 00:10:41,333 How about we celebrate with some pickle pie? 250 00:10:41,400 --> 00:10:42,934 Pretty please? 251 00:10:43,001 --> 00:10:46,705 - I-- well, I-- 252 00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,407 is it safe? 253 00:10:48,474 --> 00:10:49,841 [together] Eat it! Eat it! 254 00:10:49,908 --> 00:10:51,377 - No, don't eat it! 255 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,245 Don't eat it! 256 00:10:53,312 --> 00:10:58,684 - Well, four out of five doctors can't be wrong. 257 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,486 [sirens wailing] 258 00:11:00,552 --> 00:11:02,421 - Where are they going? 259 00:11:02,488 --> 00:11:06,124 The pickle party is right here. 260 00:11:06,191 --> 00:11:09,395 - Tastes like an A-plus. 261 00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,063 - Acquired taste acquired! 262 00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,165 [laughter] 263 00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:17,035 - Wait, does this contain gluten? 264 00:11:17,102 --> 00:11:18,036 - [gasps] 265 00:11:18,103 --> 00:11:19,037 - Oh! 266 00:11:19,104 --> 00:11:20,906 - Yikes! 267 00:11:22,674 --> 00:11:23,775 - Life under the sea is beautiful 268 00:11:23,842 --> 00:11:26,745 but often savage and strange. 269 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:29,581 Here we see the common sea star feeding 270 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:32,418 by extruding its stomach from its own body, 271 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,820 in order to envelop its prey. 272 00:11:34,886 --> 00:11:37,323 - Ew, gross. 273 00:11:37,323 --> 00:11:39,658 But-- hmm. 274 00:11:39,725 --> 00:11:41,327 I wonder. 275 00:11:41,327 --> 00:11:43,194 [grunting] 276 00:11:43,329 --> 00:11:44,530 [gasps] 277 00:11:44,596 --> 00:11:46,765 - Ha-ha! - Ooh. 278 00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:47,966 Hey, buddy! 279 00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:49,768 - [slurping, chewing] - [chuckling] 280 00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:50,802 [doorbell rings] 281 00:11:50,869 --> 00:11:51,803 both: Huh? 282 00:11:51,870 --> 00:11:54,573 - Uh, coming! 283 00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,109 Uh-huh? 284 00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,110 - Oh, good. 285 00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,846 You're here. 286 00:12:00,912 --> 00:12:04,583 As per our discussion on the phone, this is little Andy. 287 00:12:04,650 --> 00:12:06,151 Strict diet, kelp only. 288 00:12:06,217 --> 00:12:07,185 Nutritional supplements. 289 00:12:07,252 --> 00:12:08,354 Study material. 290 00:12:08,387 --> 00:12:09,421 And a few other instructions. 291 00:12:09,488 --> 00:12:10,422 I got to go. 292 00:12:10,489 --> 00:12:11,490 I'm a busy lady. 293 00:12:11,557 --> 00:12:14,092 Listen to your tutor, Andy! 294 00:12:14,159 --> 00:12:15,961 Oh, and one last thing. 295 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:19,431 Do not overstimulate him! 296 00:12:19,498 --> 00:12:21,667 [tires squealing] 297 00:12:21,733 --> 00:12:25,371 - Well, it's just you and me now, Blandy. 298 00:12:25,404 --> 00:12:28,206 - It's Andy. 299 00:12:28,273 --> 00:12:30,442 - That's right, Blandy. 300 00:12:30,509 --> 00:12:36,214 Your mom said I was your tutor, but I don't know what that is. 301 00:12:36,281 --> 00:12:37,483 Let's just have fun instead. 302 00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,518 [horn honking] 303 00:12:39,585 --> 00:12:42,621 - What is fun? 304 00:12:44,089 --> 00:12:46,625 - [screams] 305 00:12:46,692 --> 00:12:51,663 Doesn't know fun. 306 00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,399 - Who doesn't know what fun is? 307 00:12:53,465 --> 00:12:57,168 - [stammering] Blandy! 308 00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,470 - [gasps] 309 00:12:58,537 --> 00:13:00,772 Patrick, do you know what this means? 310 00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:06,412 It means that kid is a blank slate. 311 00:13:06,478 --> 00:13:07,446 - I don't get it. 312 00:13:07,513 --> 00:13:08,714 - [laughs] 313 00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:11,883 We get to teach him what fun is! 314 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:14,420 - Oh! 315 00:13:14,486 --> 00:13:18,490 both: Fun. Fun. Fun. 316 00:13:18,557 --> 00:13:20,291 - Fun. 317 00:13:20,426 --> 00:13:23,161 - [inhaling, blowing] 318 00:13:23,228 --> 00:13:26,264 [yells] 319 00:13:26,331 --> 00:13:29,535 - [giggling] 320 00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:33,739 - Blandy, are you ready to play the funnest game ever? 321 00:13:33,805 --> 00:13:36,007 - It's called Hold That Eel! 322 00:13:36,074 --> 00:13:37,443 - [roars] 323 00:13:37,509 --> 00:13:39,010 - [mumbles] 324 00:13:39,077 --> 00:13:40,579 - Me first! 325 00:13:40,646 --> 00:13:43,449 [electricity zapping] 326 00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:44,750 - [growls] 327 00:13:44,816 --> 00:13:47,453 - Ooh, heh-heh, spicy fun. 328 00:13:47,519 --> 00:13:49,455 - [laughs] My turn! 329 00:13:49,488 --> 00:13:52,458 [electricity zapping] 330 00:13:52,491 --> 00:13:53,992 - [babbling] 331 00:13:54,059 --> 00:13:55,527 Crispy fun. 332 00:13:55,594 --> 00:13:56,595 All right, Blandy. 333 00:13:56,662 --> 00:13:58,864 You're up. 334 00:14:01,232 --> 00:14:02,868 [static] 335 00:14:02,934 --> 00:14:03,902 - Hey, little guy. 336 00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,604 Why don't you like eels? 337 00:14:05,671 --> 00:14:08,507 We really light up the room. 338 00:14:08,574 --> 00:14:09,875 - Oof. 339 00:14:09,941 --> 00:14:10,876 - All right, boys. 340 00:14:10,942 --> 00:14:13,845 I'm off the clock. 341 00:14:13,912 --> 00:14:17,549 See you next week, same time. 342 00:14:17,616 --> 00:14:19,718 - We can't just give up on him. 343 00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:24,355 - We need something even more funner than fun. 344 00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:26,525 - Ice cream's fun! 345 00:14:26,592 --> 00:14:27,993 Heh. 346 00:14:28,059 --> 00:14:29,027 Uh. 347 00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:30,562 Hmm. 348 00:14:30,629 --> 00:14:32,864 - This is a job for Mermaid Man! 349 00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:34,132 [imitates airplane whooshing] 350 00:14:34,199 --> 00:14:35,166 Ooh! 351 00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:37,302 - The idiot box! 352 00:14:37,368 --> 00:14:38,303 - Candy! 353 00:14:38,369 --> 00:14:39,505 - Burger! 354 00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:40,506 - Trucks! 355 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:41,507 - Kalamazoo! 356 00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:42,574 - This thing! 357 00:14:42,641 --> 00:14:43,742 Huh. 358 00:14:43,809 --> 00:14:45,076 - Nothing's working, Captain. 359 00:14:45,143 --> 00:14:47,012 - Time for drastic measures. 360 00:14:47,078 --> 00:14:50,181 [adventurous music] 361 00:14:50,248 --> 00:14:51,216 * * 362 00:14:51,282 --> 00:14:52,283 Found it. 363 00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,285 Whee! 364 00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,622 - Hmm. 365 00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,625 Whoo-hoo! 366 00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,426 So what are we looking for? 367 00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:04,963 - Deep down every child has a sense of fun, Patrick. 368 00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,998 We've just got to find Blandy's. 369 00:15:07,065 --> 00:15:08,734 - I don't know, SpongeBob. 370 00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,570 It looks pretty empty in here. 371 00:15:11,637 --> 00:15:15,140 It's not going to turn up right under our-- oh! 372 00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,542 - Oh. 373 00:15:16,608 --> 00:15:18,544 - Oh, stupid doorknob! 374 00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:20,311 - That's it, Patrick! - Oh! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! 375 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,581 - [inhales, blows] 376 00:15:22,648 --> 00:15:23,615 Aha! - Huh? 377 00:15:23,682 --> 00:15:25,584 - Blandy's imagination door. 378 00:15:25,651 --> 00:15:28,620 There's nothing more fun than imagination, 379 00:15:28,687 --> 00:15:30,188 and his is all locked up. 380 00:15:30,255 --> 00:15:31,322 - Oh, oh! 381 00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,258 I learned this new trick from TV. 382 00:15:33,324 --> 00:15:34,259 Oh. 383 00:15:34,325 --> 00:15:35,226 Here, boy. 384 00:15:35,293 --> 00:15:37,996 I got some tasty grub for you! 385 00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,632 Who's a good tummy? Who's a good tummy? 386 00:15:40,699 --> 00:15:41,833 - [screams] 387 00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,836 [munching] 388 00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,137 [giggles] 389 00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:50,609 - Got to have bagel with your locks. 390 00:15:50,676 --> 00:15:52,110 [belches] 391 00:15:52,177 --> 00:15:55,581 Now, let's see if we can find some fun in here. 392 00:15:55,647 --> 00:15:57,583 - Oh, oh, oh-- 393 00:15:57,649 --> 00:15:59,685 both: Whoa! 394 00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,219 - Hmm? 395 00:16:01,286 --> 00:16:06,958 Whoa! 396 00:16:07,025 --> 00:16:07,959 - [grunts] 397 00:16:08,026 --> 00:16:08,960 - Whoa! 398 00:16:09,027 --> 00:16:10,729 - [grunts] 399 00:16:10,796 --> 00:16:12,798 - Whee! - Ah-ha-ha! 400 00:16:12,864 --> 00:16:14,399 Oof! 401 00:16:14,465 --> 00:16:15,734 both: Oh! 402 00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:17,235 - [giggling] 403 00:16:17,302 --> 00:16:19,838 Fun! 404 00:16:19,905 --> 00:16:22,273 [laughter] 405 00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:23,609 - Fun! 406 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:26,712 [horn honks] 407 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:30,081 Fun! Fun! Fun! 408 00:16:30,148 --> 00:16:32,483 [all vocalizing] 409 00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,620 - [speaking gibberish] 410 00:16:34,686 --> 00:16:37,188 - [giggles] Fun! 411 00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:44,730 Fun, fun! 412 00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:48,767 [laughter] 413 00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:50,435 - [growls] 414 00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,638 - My mom's favorite boot plant! 415 00:16:56,207 --> 00:16:57,843 My mom's favorite wall! 416 00:16:57,909 --> 00:17:01,512 - Fun! Fun! 417 00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:06,451 - I hate to say this, but do you think there could be 418 00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,519 such a thing as too much fun? 419 00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:09,655 - [gasps] 420 00:17:09,721 --> 00:17:11,923 [both scream] 421 00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,024 - Gee, Blandy. 422 00:17:13,091 --> 00:17:15,426 Your imagination sure is fun. 423 00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,496 But maybe it's time to take a little breather, hmm? 424 00:17:18,563 --> 00:17:19,497 - Yeah. 425 00:17:19,564 --> 00:17:20,531 [giggles] 426 00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:21,800 Fun, fun! 427 00:17:21,867 --> 00:17:25,003 [both groaning] 428 00:17:25,070 --> 00:17:26,537 - [babbling] 429 00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:30,208 [both screaming] 430 00:17:30,275 --> 00:17:33,211 - [giggling] 431 00:17:33,278 --> 00:17:34,980 - Was that a giggle? 432 00:17:35,046 --> 00:17:36,581 - Ahh! Ahh! 433 00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,850 - Augh! 434 00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:39,818 [knock at door] 435 00:17:39,885 --> 00:17:41,486 - Ooh! 436 00:17:41,552 --> 00:17:44,222 She's here! 437 00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:46,091 SpongeBob, what do we do? 438 00:17:46,157 --> 00:17:47,425 Blandy's mom is here. 439 00:17:47,492 --> 00:17:50,195 And we haven't even tutored him yet! 440 00:17:50,261 --> 00:17:52,230 - We were supposed to tutor him? 441 00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:53,832 But that's so boring. 442 00:17:53,899 --> 00:17:56,401 As boring as doing the dishes. 443 00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:58,603 - Ooh. 444 00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:00,038 - Oh. 445 00:18:00,105 --> 00:18:03,341 So I think being the opposite of fun gets rid of them. 446 00:18:03,408 --> 00:18:05,443 - Quick, let's clean up this mess 447 00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:08,079 before we get sued for malpractice. 448 00:18:08,146 --> 00:18:09,580 [grunting] 449 00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:10,916 - [babbling] 450 00:18:10,982 --> 00:18:12,984 - Huh? 451 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,019 - Proofreading! 452 00:18:14,085 --> 00:18:16,587 - [babbling] 453 00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:20,625 - [giggling] 454 00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:26,732 - [gasps] That's the sound of overstimulation! 455 00:18:26,765 --> 00:18:30,601 [all speaking gibberish] 456 00:18:32,771 --> 00:18:35,240 [both babbling] 457 00:18:35,306 --> 00:18:36,942 - Math equations! 458 00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:38,744 - Ohh. 459 00:18:38,777 --> 00:18:40,111 - Savings plan. 460 00:18:40,178 --> 00:18:41,346 - [groans] 461 00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,313 [oven timer dings] 462 00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:44,950 - [grunts] 463 00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:46,617 Andy! 464 00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:49,154 - Tidy room! 465 00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,221 - Tutoring! 466 00:18:50,288 --> 00:18:51,222 [together] Aw. 467 00:18:51,289 --> 00:18:54,092 [glass shattering] 468 00:18:54,159 --> 00:18:57,796 [bell tolling] 469 00:18:57,863 --> 00:18:59,798 - Andy! 470 00:18:59,865 --> 00:19:00,932 Andy! 471 00:19:00,999 --> 00:19:02,267 - Whee! 472 00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:05,570 - Standing in line in an orderly fashion. 473 00:19:06,371 --> 00:19:09,174 - [grumbling] 474 00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:13,779 both: Chores. 475 00:19:13,812 --> 00:19:15,046 Yay! 476 00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,883 - Finally, all gone. 477 00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:23,221 - Fun! Fun! Fun! 478 00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:26,291 - Andy! Andy! 479 00:19:26,357 --> 00:19:27,325 [gasping] 480 00:19:27,392 --> 00:19:28,794 Andy! 481 00:19:31,196 --> 00:19:32,597 - There's only one thing to do. 482 00:19:32,663 --> 00:19:34,933 We have to cut it off at the source. 483 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,968 - [gasps] You mean-- 484 00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:38,336 - That's right, Patrick. 485 00:19:38,403 --> 00:19:40,806 We have to go back into Blandy's head. 486 00:19:40,872 --> 00:19:41,807 - Fun! 487 00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,042 Ah! 488 00:19:44,109 --> 00:19:45,176 - Come on, Patrick! 489 00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:47,378 Push like you mean it! 490 00:19:47,445 --> 00:19:49,047 - [grunts] 491 00:19:49,114 --> 00:19:54,019 - Ooh! 492 00:19:54,085 --> 00:19:56,354 both: Whoa! 493 00:19:56,421 --> 00:19:57,923 - [meows] 494 00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:03,061 - [gasps] - Oh! 495 00:20:03,128 --> 00:20:04,796 - [grunts] 496 00:20:04,863 --> 00:20:06,865 - [grunting] 497 00:20:06,932 --> 00:20:07,966 [both grunting] 498 00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,434 Ah! 499 00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,036 - It's not going to hold. 500 00:20:11,102 --> 00:20:13,104 We have to reinforce it with something. 501 00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,806 - Oh, I know! 502 00:20:14,873 --> 00:20:18,109 [grunting] 503 00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,477 - [belches] 504 00:20:19,544 --> 00:20:20,611 - We did it! 505 00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,413 We stifled his imagination. 506 00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,249 [knock at door] 507 00:20:24,315 --> 00:20:25,984 - Andrew Fishman! 508 00:20:26,051 --> 00:20:29,120 [panting] 509 00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:32,123 - Hello, Mrs. Blandsmom. 510 00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,424 I'm the tutor. 511 00:20:33,491 --> 00:20:36,261 - What is going on in here? 512 00:20:36,327 --> 00:20:37,863 - Absolutely nothing. 513 00:20:37,929 --> 00:20:40,698 We just sat on the floor quietly for about 11 minutes. 514 00:20:40,765 --> 00:20:42,767 - Huh? 515 00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:44,069 Oh. 516 00:20:44,135 --> 00:20:46,104 - You'll be pleased to know that your son 517 00:20:46,171 --> 00:20:48,506 was very boring today. 518 00:20:48,573 --> 00:20:51,109 - Sweetie, are you OK? 519 00:20:51,176 --> 00:20:56,414 - Mother, I would like some plain oatmeal. 520 00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:58,549 - Oh, thank heavens. 521 00:20:58,616 --> 00:21:01,119 That's my boy. 522 00:21:01,186 --> 00:21:02,287 Great job. 523 00:21:02,353 --> 00:21:04,089 I can't thank you enough. 524 00:21:04,155 --> 00:21:08,326 That's why I am paying you one whole quarter, Mr. Squidward. 525 00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,527 both: Huh? 526 00:21:09,594 --> 00:21:10,595 - Wait, my name is Pat-- 527 00:21:10,661 --> 00:21:11,897 [door slams] 528 00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:13,198 --trick. 529 00:21:13,264 --> 00:21:14,232 Oh, well. 530 00:21:14,299 --> 00:21:16,134 [both giggling] 531 00:21:16,201 --> 00:21:17,468 [coin clinking] 532 00:21:17,535 --> 00:21:20,405 [slot machine clattering] 533 00:21:20,471 --> 00:21:22,040 Luck, be a lady tonight. 534 00:21:22,107 --> 00:21:24,442 - [belches] 535 00:21:24,509 --> 00:21:26,677 - Aw, cherries again? 536 00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:31,082 Someday we're going to win that sports car. 537 00:21:31,149 --> 00:21:37,055 - Andy, what do you say we go home and fold some laundry? 538 00:21:37,122 --> 00:21:38,156 - [sniffs] 539 00:21:38,223 --> 00:21:41,059 Yes, Mother. 540 00:21:41,126 --> 00:21:42,560 - Hey, Blandy! 541 00:21:42,627 --> 00:21:47,032 Till next time, have fun! 542 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,399 - Fun? 543 00:21:48,466 --> 00:21:50,201 Fun! 544 00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:51,202 - What was that? 545 00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:52,503 [knock at door] 546 00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:56,174 Andrew, what have you gotten into? 547 00:21:56,241 --> 00:21:57,175 Hmm. 548 00:21:57,242 --> 00:22:01,446 Ahh! 549 00:22:01,512 --> 00:22:04,950 - Fun! 550 00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:09,550 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0